Ho-ho-hoo boy I think I have something in my eye. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here’s how it works. I mean, look, I think at the heart of any good Christmas story that's gonna be a ribbon that you see throughout the plot.

Kris Kringle, played by J.K. Simmons as a push-up-obsessed gym rat, is kidnapped after a freelance hacker named Jack (Evans) inadvertently reveals the location of the North Pole to an evildoer.